Shrimp Dick Syndrome

A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.

It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.

by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 03, 2019

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 03, 2019

Blown Ballsac Syndrome

A very painful disorder, blown Ballsac syndrome is whenever you nut so hard your balls imploded on themselves quiet literally

MY SYNDROME IS BLOWN BALLSAC SYNDROME GOD FUCKING HELP ME

by Blownbell66 March 29, 2022

Imposter King of Fighter's Syndrome

Its where you have King of Fighters but forget you own a copy because the graphics are so good and belong in an expensive arcade cabinet. Only because you play too much Street Fighter and Tekken.

"Oh no. I didnt realize I have Guilty Gear XX. I must have Imposter King of Fighter's syndrome."

by Chevyman95 November 02, 2021

D.S.I Syndrome

Dumb Shit Intolerant Syndrome. very serious illness which makes affected people cough/sneeze (in hard cases spit in someone's face) everytime they hear dumb shit

-bro we can't be friends anymore
-what happened?
-i am suffering from 4th stage D.S.I Syndrome

by altu.wwz May 30, 2020

Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS)

The opposite of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). A full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.

When RFK Jr’s Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS) reached an embarrassingly advanced stage, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.

by tambaqu February 04, 2025