National fatherless day

July 3rd is National fatherless day. Celebrate and joke about people who are fatherless such as Meowbahh, Zoophiles, People who hate technoblade and etc.

Bob: Hey guess what?
Friend: what?
Bob: It's National fatherless day
Friend: wait it is
Bob: yes
Friend: Yippee!
Bob: let's celebrate at the park and eat some McDonald's there!

Friend: Okay!

by National Fatherless Day July 3, 2022

National favorite follower day

July 5 is where u celebrate your favorite follow

Omg Jane is so cool shes my favorite follower for National favorite follower day

by Eight4w July 5, 2022

National Annoy Squidward Day

February 15th… SpongeBob people assemble.

“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”

by MangoLen February 15, 2022

Crab-Nation

A leased nation consisting of gun wielding crabs. They are mostly harmless but some may have a super aggressive personality when it comes to competing in WWE as track stars. Don't get too attached as they have a painful bite that in some rare cases can give you blue balls! However if you do succeed in "taming" them, you shall be rewarded with karma, and we all know their karma is a substitute for BDSM.

Crab-nation is much better than the UK, just look them up they gun wield and compete in WWE!!

by Eddie#2753 February 16, 2022

National make Bella angry day

On this very day, make every person named Bella fill with rage. Say every little thing that you think of that would make them mad. Do it for Jesus.

We should definitely make Bella angry today.
Say something that makes her mad.

National make Bella angry day- a day where we piss off everything Bella there is.

by Shlemi February 16, 2022

National Seb Day

National Seb day is a day where everyone gets together with their family and celebrates the amazing seb, people who have significant others will then dry hump them in representation of seb. National Seb day is a very important day, if you don't celebrate the seb you will be given bad luck.

Random guy: yo you wanna hang out today?
Cool girl: sorry, it's national Seb day, I'm gonna go dry hump my boyfriend

by BeansWasLost February 17, 2022

National Friend day :)

On March 23rd! This day you have to spoil one of your friends :) It could be your best friend or just any of your friends! You give them a gift or something special to show that you care and that you love them!

National Friend Day :) is really special!

by Clovdii February 18, 2022