When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.
The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019

She was picking something up off the ground and I couldn't stop staring at her juicy ass. She has such a sexy hot cherry bendover.
by TommyTookis November 8, 2021

Someone that you've seen in several zoom meeting that is really hot that looks substantially older and less put together when you see her/him.
by oface3 June 15, 2022

A sex act involving feces, semen, and festive holiday lights. Commonly described as a male taking three consecutive miniature poops on a lady, stacked like a snowman, then ejaculating a scarf around its neck. The lady then consumes the snowman, while being erotically choked by the male using Christmas string lights, almost half of which are dead.
by HebrewTrix December 3, 2024

Wow look at Ollie he's just woke up, looks like he's fell asleep on the bath he's such a hot sleeper
by Uniqueintheworld July 11, 2023

by Bballdemon July 8, 2022
