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Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
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Hot cherry bendover

When a person is bent over at the waist and their amazing ass is pointed at you fully displayed.
She was picking something up off the ground and I couldn't stop staring at her juicy ass. She has such a sexy hot cherry bendover.
by TommyTookis November 8, 2021
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ZOOM HOT

Someone that you've seen in several zoom meeting that is really hot that looks substantially older and less put together when you see her/him.
Dude, did you see Susan?! She looks a lot different on zoom. She's just zoom hot I guess.
by oface3 June 15, 2022
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Hots

I'm gonna play some Hots in a bit.
by KitsuneMamori January 4, 2021
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Hot Frosty

A sex act involving feces, semen, and festive holiday lights. Commonly described as a male taking three consecutive miniature poops on a lady, stacked like a snowman, then ejaculating a scarf around its neck. The lady then consumes the snowman, while being erotically choked by the male using Christmas string lights, almost half of which are dead.
Dammit, Jenny. We need the Christmas LEDS or it goes from a Hot Frosty to just gross poop and cum!
by HebrewTrix December 3, 2024
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Hot sleeper

When you awake from your slumber looking as wet as an otter's pocket.
Wow look at Ollie he's just woke up, looks like he's fell asleep on the bath he's such a hot sleeper
by Uniqueintheworld July 11, 2023
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Guadalajara hot scarf

When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.
What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?
by Bballdemon July 8, 2022
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