Birthday Cock

Something a female figure (i.e Mother,Sister, Step-Sister, Lesbian Friend, and or Wife/Girlfriend) give a male figure for their birthday. It is an act of sucking the "cock" aka the Penis on their birthday. And since its the male figures birthday, they get to have their way with the female figure (i.e rough and tough)

Hey Sally it's Jareds birthday!

Oh does that mean I have to do Birthday Cock?

Oh yes, yes, yes. And its going to be fun.

by SovietMcDonalds November 25, 2018

cock bastard

herb meaning stupid, retarted etc.

You're a cock bastard mad stupid.

by flakis January 17, 2009

Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose

Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?

by Cras13 December 4, 2021

Nanika's cock

Largest cock ever created by god the most perfect meat ever bestowed upon this world no other man or any form of surgery can recreate it

Lesbians:Cancel Nanika's cock on Twitter as it is homophobic and lesbophobic.

by angrytwitterlesbian April 23, 2021

cock mongrel

somebody whos being a little shit and/or wayy to horny

ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"

by ilovelivya December 25, 2023

flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

fat c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny

Omg, I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

by 214B May 18, 2023

Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia

My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade

by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021