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Topical Ointment Boy

Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.
Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?
by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 2, 2006
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Filthy White Boy

Also known in it's acronym form, FWB, a Filthy White Boy is (in it's most atypical example) a white American male in his early 20's to mid 40's who can be seen nearly anywhere and can be identified by several outward signs:

(a) Dons a wife-beater, AFFLICTION or TAPOUT t-shirt

(b) Is usually tanned or "ripped".

(c) Spiked, gelled hair, and or backwards hat.

(d) Listens to bands such as Avenged Sevenfold.

(e) Drinks alot of Monster energy drinks.

(f) Arms are usually covered by tatoo sleeves.

(g) Usually drives a car that looks fast enough to street race and or drift, but in fact is simply a body kit placed on a bottomed out Honda.

(h) Can be seen virtually anywhere, from sports bars, shopping malls and college campuses, to gyms, sporting events and music festivals.

FWB is a phenomenon and is not limited to white Americans. The germ can spread to anyone of any nationality, racial background and or sub-culture. The viral aspect of FWB make its ultimate source a social enigma, but is in fact reminiscent of the classic douche bag white trash, guido, and bro.
"That guy over there in the Affliction t-shirt totally beat me to that chick. It must be the tatoo sleeves."

"Whatta filthy white boy."
by Arthur Curtis October 10, 2011
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Certified lover boy

a man who is a woman's lover or who has sexual relations with many women.
Cameron is lowkey a certified lover boy

CLB
by Cam2wave September 8, 2021
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fall out boy

SUCKIEST BAND IN THE WORLD ONLY THING THEIR KNOWN FOR)
people only listen to their music because they feel bad for them
Chad: what is the suckiest band in the world, just wondering
Tom: Obviously its those fall out boys
Chad: You are absolutel right, you wanna make out
by VANHALEN4LIFE April 8, 2007
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Little Italian Boy

by myname12345678910 April 10, 2019
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Good Ol' Boys

Someone who drives a orange Dodge Charger with the Number 01 on it ftom the TV show Dukes of Hazzard
Just a good ol' boys never meaning no harm
by TeilZeitTraktor March 20, 2019
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Booty boy dell

When you work hard on a game but aren’t good and you blame other people because you suck
Man Jesus is really being a booty boy dell right now
by He who smelt it delt it February 4, 2022
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