Pulling a Donato

Appearing busy whilst doing nothing that is productive or measurable.

Jeff: "Hi Bill, where have you been?"

Bill: "Pulling a Donato dude, I've been building a clock out of egg timers"

Jeff: "What a good idea"

by BoatyInTheYard February 14, 2024

Pulling a Micheal Jackson

The act of changing your skin color to a whiter tone either with paint, as a result of a rare skin disorder, or bleach.

“Bro, Kevin is painting himself white!”

“You’re telling me he’s pulling a Micheal Jackson on himself?!”

by CopperMilllk February 14, 2024

Pulling a Lia

When you pull on the cock of someone named Lia

Lia: owwwwww (says lia while grabbing her cock in pain)
Other: What happened???
(Lia points to a man)
Other: oh he’s pulling a Lia

by Fart-fart-fart February 16, 2024

Pulling a Jojo

To jerk off/masturbate in a call with multiple people while muted.

Guys my fault I was pulling a Jojo

by RealFortniteNiggaBalls February 17, 2024

pull your brains out of your ass

pull your brains out of your ass means you need to pay attention and stop ignoring problems around you

the boss was not happy with his employees slacking off and not paying attention to problems around them the boss told employees i need you guys to pull your brains out of your ass start paying attention and stop ignoring problems around you

by bluebear February 17, 2024

Pulling a Drake

When a guy does a helicopter with his snake

A: What are you up to this weekend?
B: Not much, just going to be pulling a Drake.

by ub3rst4r February 17, 2024

Pull a Scott Adam's

Claiming one's importance while captaining a yacht of wrong into the sea of stupidity.

One can pull a Scott Adam's by being so perversely incorrect that words fail.

"Braxton Paxton, your father is going to be livid when he gets home. We do not Pull a Scott Adam's and take things that aren't ours. Go to your room!"

by Why God, Why February 19, 2024