dog

something you use as an excuse for not having your homework

teacher: where is your homework?
student: my dog ate it

by Random3343 November 9, 2021

dumb-dog-fourplay

Dumb-dog-fourplay is a concept regarding the overt social fourplay enigmas that lead others into antics like breaking windows and burning down houses..

The windows of the bar got busted out after the gay bands played last week.. I don't know why they don't like gay bands if they going to instigate more of that dumb-dog-fourplay it's like they gay too..

by 12speed June 21, 2023

Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

by BaskingMaw August 29, 2019

dog-whistley

Adj. Used to describe questions asked to one seeking entrance to a fringe group/political cult. A dog-whistley question lets true believers know it's time to talk about the hard core stuff. "Samantha" on WEB OF MAKE BELIEVE (Episode 3, "I'm Not a Nazi") used this phrase to describe the way white supremacist group, Identity Europe, delicately asked her about "the Jewish Question."

These skinheads were asking me these dog-whistley questions about other races and then I realized they wanted to recruit me.

by Land Man September 14, 2022

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham served on a hot dog bun, commonly with mayonnaise and mustard.

We are out of bread and hot dogs but we have ham and hot dog buns. Looks like ham dogs again.

by anonymous April 23, 2025