Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.

It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.

by Projectshadow January 19, 2022

Violet Face

Verb- A face used to display a painful reaction to a seriously unfunny joke.

Bro that joke that he made was so unfunny that i had to hit a Violet Face

by HariestTubman April 1, 2024

flint-faced hag

one ugly son of a bitch

DAMNNNNN LOOK AT THAT flint-faced hag, SHE SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED

by Mr.PantsySmarts January 5, 2023

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014

Spaghetti face

When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.

"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"

by ItsUrkel March 3, 2024

Mad Dogging Face

Mad Dogging Face, or "MDF," is when a male constantly has a pissed off look or scorn expression on his face.

Male equivalent to the female version of Resting Bitch Face, or "RBF."

"That new dude, Sam, at the gym seems cool, but he has MDF. He needs to smile more to break that Mad Dogging Face."

by BDNKBoards December 15, 2021

Cunnilingus face

A father who does nothing for their child and relies on the child's mother to pay for everything.

I'm a huge Cunnilingus face, I didn't pay for my child one time this year, and made his mom pay for everything

by Losetface March 30, 2023