Griff Dog

When a female intentionally attempts to give their partner pink eye by queefing on their face

“Why do they have pinkeye?”
“His girl gave him a Griff Dog, how poggers”

by Obedient Kitten 23 August 3, 2023

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Dog Eyeing

When you stare down a potential mate as if you were reinforcing your role as the alpha to a k9 companion. Follow through and success requires you to persevere and remain eye contact, make the potential late look away first. If he/she looks back and smiles, go in to close the deal. If the target gives you a strange look, consider smiling next time.

Man, I was dog eyeing that chick and that's how I knew she wanted to share her lollipop.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

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Why Marijuana dog

How a stoner refers to a Weimaraner dog.

Stoner to dog owner: Dude, that's a dope why marijuana dog, man.

by Najerie July 9, 2024

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dog period

adjective, noun
a descriptive phrase when something is really terrible

“this new fortnite update is dog period” “i drank so much last night i woke up feeling like dog period”

by kingrat69420 December 2, 2025

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Jumping The Dog

A slang idiom meaning to unintentionally or recklessly cause someone’s death; manslaughter. Often used in casual conversation as a figurative or euphemistic way to describe a fatal accident or negligent killing.

Example 1:
"I can’t believe what happened last night… the guy totally jumped the dog, and now he’s in serious trouble."

Example 2:
"They’re saying it was an accident, but it still counts as jumping the dog. Tragic."

Example 3:
"Man, I heard about that fight… someone really jumped the dog over there. Crazy."

by Entity_68 September 16, 2025

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