Dirty Dog

After a hard days work when your covered in dirt and sweat you jack off whilst still dirty

I’m to lazy to take a shower I’ll just dirty dog it

by Panda SKRT July 2, 2019

Jumping The Dog

A slang idiom meaning to unintentionally or recklessly cause someone’s death; manslaughter. Often used in casual conversation as a figurative or euphemistic way to describe a fatal accident or negligent killing.

Example 1:
"I can’t believe what happened last night… the guy totally jumped the dog, and now he’s in serious trouble."

Example 2:
"They’re saying it was an accident, but it still counts as jumping the dog. Tragic."

Example 3:
"Man, I heard about that fight… someone really jumped the dog over there. Crazy."

by Entity_68 September 16, 2025

dogs

toes

"God, put the dogs away!"

"Free dog pics?"

by lrootr789 November 18, 2022

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

Dog

What it the dog doing? I never actually ever got this meme to be honest, like does he really want the mint or not. Like, bro dogs don't like mints. Didn't some random vine guy make that video? I'm not sure... BUT I do know that there are a lot of different kinds of dogs including, pit bulls, shiatzus, giraffes, camels. I REMEMBER! camels use the vomit in their stomach to spit out at people, kinda weird huh. I can't believe its 9:32 pm right now I got school tomorrow man. This is stupid. But I can go to sleep. I just recently learned how to curve a bowling ball. Its kind of cool because I got 3 strikes in one game, and a score of 72! Do you guys like bowling? I mean its fun. That also reminds me of the guy in GTA that said "Nico, lets go bowling." But other than that I guess I'm fine. I just start going when the what is when where to be of the philosophical beings. Dude, I'm going to bed.

Huh? where am I exactly in the erethemical plain of non existence of when the dog doing BING CHILLING where am I now?

by Joj2 March 9, 2023

Dog Boneing

When you stick a milk bone dog treat in your ass and have a dog eat it out.

I really like dogs, thats why Imma be dog boneing with my dog later.

by 12324354678765434567 May 16, 2011

Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed

Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025