National Huntting Day

On this day you eat applesauce and shart yourself in bed.

“Are you guys participating in national huntting day? I am”

by buntings fart November 25, 2021

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National jay day

Post jay on ur story every October 3

It's national jay day

by anonymous October 3, 2023

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The Home Nations

When one manages to sleep with four different girls in four days, all from different countries. Originally an English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh but expanded.

"Man, Willy has had a blinder the last four days, I think he had a tour of the home nations."

by Willy Lloyd April 18, 2020

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National Booty Days

Throughout April 21-23rd is the National Booty Day, females with big booty all across the world should send a pic to their mans, it's such a beautiful day isn't it?

Person 1: Hey babe, do you know what day is it? It's national booty days!

Person 2: Of course, here's a booty pic!

by hydralkiss April 23, 2024

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National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

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National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019

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