makeshift Shake Weight

When two individuals arrange themselves nearly ass to ass having a third person jiggle a double sided dildo, action firgure, or fill in the blank, penetrating both anuses in the same motion as the Shake Weight seen on TV

Honey, I was at work today and I got to thinkin' I need to start workin out more. Maybe we should bust out my collection of broomsticks, invite Chester over again, and have a makeshift Shake Weight session

(at the water cooler) how goes it bill? Ah, could be better... i can barely walk. The old lady invited over her buddy Jack from high school and she makeshift Shake Weighted the shit outta us

by WSUSpeedy September 25, 2011

weiner mouth

A human who loves the taste of penis in her/his mouth and equally enjoys giving oral sex to a male.

Sophia called Cay a weiner mouth because of her reputaion, atleast she is not a cock twat.

by dingle berry bandit August 17, 2005

weight room

(noun) Another name for a bathroom; the shitter. *see lose weight

We'll talk after...I've got to get to the weight room first.

Coffee always sends me to the weight room; it's part of my morning routine.

Do you know where the weight room is? I need to lose some weight.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Weighed Anchor In Poo Bay

To Weigh Anchor in Poo Bay is another term to describe the plundering of an anus (male and or female) by some one who thinks they are a modern day Black Beard.
This works best, whilst wearing a pirate hat, or for the more extreme/adventurous "Weighing Anchor in Poo Bay" whilst having a parakeet on ones shoulder, which can end up in a very sticky situation...

Mac: I totally "Weighed Anchor in Poo Bay" last night! She loved it!

Ross: Sick! Did you try it with Becky's Parrot on your shoulder!?

Mac: Hells yea! she got abit pissed about the parrot shitting on her back though...

by ZOMGBBQ November 18, 2010

Weiner Sad Time

1. When one's weiner is not played with by one or more parties; The opposite of 'Weiner fun time'.
2. When one's weiner is handled by another party without satisfaction

1. Tiffany and her friend didn't touch it last night, it was weiner sad time.
2. Tiffany was so awful with hand-stuff and mouth-stuff I had to tell her to stop, it was weiner sad time.
3. I was too drunk to get it up for Tiffany and I had weiner sad time.

by J_akespeare July 16, 2011

Max Wein

A kid who tripped on a ball in 1st grade gym class and cracked his skull, causing his brain to slip out. (The term can be used generically to refer to anybody whom it seems might have sustained such damage)

"Max Wein's brain looked like purple doody!"

by Jerry October 16, 2004

jizz weight

a measuring device of jizz. You measure jizz with a jizz scale. it takes many years of training to to get atleast ten pounds of jizz weight.

"dude i was so stoaked when my jizz weight was 8 pounds!"

by webber18 February 26, 2010