wankers

people who say they are 'protected' but then demand other people be sacked and locked up to 'keep them safe'. - Alexandra Marshall

Vaccinated to unvaccinated: Hey, quit being a threat to my health by refusing to be injected with the stuff that's supposed to protect me from the virus that I was injected for!
Unvaccinated's response to Vaccinated: Forget it you wankers!!! Use your brains. If the vaccine works then my health condition won't affect yours at all because you're supposedly protected from the virus. Besides, my body my choice.

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Wanker

A word to describe an idiot or annoying person an inefficient person

A person that wants too much

Wanker

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Backseat wanker

In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.

Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.

by chaise longue April 9, 2024

Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.

Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.

by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011

West Greene Wanker

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:

West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.

When the world needed him most, the West Greene Wanker, disappeared.

by Goonciple September 8, 2025

finance wanker

A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.

Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"

by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017

wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016