Boobie Wagon

Two or more women drinking on a trip till they are buzzed and start rubbing boobs against each other.

They drank so much on the ride down they were boobie wagoning once they hit the hotel door.

by Jiggyfly212 July 14, 2021

Wagon

An insult/name for a person who is or does something a bit stupid or empty headed.

"Didn't you see him last night? Actin' like a proper wagon"

by novaisadafty July 16, 2021

Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.

Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!

by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022

Wagon Pulling A Bunch of Dirt

Hideous, ugly, looking rotten

Guys be on zoom calls looking like a wagon pulling a bunch of dirt, wipe off the webcam, turn on a light, something!

by TimCook May 15, 2021

Wagonator

A person who breaks apart someone else’s family and touches their kids whenever he wants.

That guy over there was such a Wagonator.

by CheesyPeens August 27, 2021

Whore Wagon

A wagon of whores

Don’t forget to pay when you’re fucking the whores on the whore wagons.

by DarkMaulMip42 August 18, 2024

Cuntestoga Wagon

The wagon full of Karens you encounter on the wagon train to your friend's mom

I hit the Cuntestoga Wagon when I was in line running a train on Carl's mom last night

by Fally_F December 16, 2024