Ex-wagon

The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them

me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"

by Tjika October 10, 2012

Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".

Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.

by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017

demp wagon

Fighting sobriety by drinking when thou wake up to avoid letting the prior evenings alcohol go to waste

Wake up hung over, laugh, have a shower Scotch, we on the Demp Wagon now.

by Dude, dude, no December 12, 2020

woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014

wagon

wagon is a full time group chat ratter and yandere side ting

oh hell nah that wagon kid sucking yandere for a depo

by ian motors July 29, 2023

Cunt Wagon

A person whom carries his pimp dad's prostitutes to and from the customer residences.

Did you cunt wagon for your dad yestersday

by Pasounleashed November 27, 2016

wagoner borrow

When you borrow something with the intent to not give it back. Less sever than stealing.

Do you like this book bag? I wagoner borrowed it from work.

by Sticky fingers 2000 October 29, 2023