Unicorn

Managing to make all four green lights on Little Mack Between Gratiot and 13 Mile Rd. In Roseville, MI.

I made it home I’m record time because I hit the unicorn.

by AubreyStar July 11, 2018

Unicorn

A widower , he is a catch

Only works for men

As female widowers usually always compare the new catch to their late spouses

WADE : I'm a what ? A unicorn?

MARSHA : yes wade , women love a guy who been in a long term relationship that he didn't break off by lack of commitment.

by RepeatsNice October 23, 2019

Unicorn Chaser

One who spends the remainder of their career, or vastly shortens a new one, chasing statistical aberrations under 1 in 10 million in occurrence.

Larry spent that last three months before retirement at the agency as a Unicorn Chaser, he dug through every single student loan debt over $1.5 million, found 87 that were post probate, 15 legally discharged for non compos, disability, otherwise, and 3 who were unavailable because they were locked up in foreign prisons.

The Indiana Zoophile study turned out to be the ultimate Unicorn Chaser exercise. After 5 years they found all of 200 people to interview, 135 of them turned out to be primarily into gay furry kink, 25 had severe delusions and mental illness, and the remainder were otherwise sane, productive, but oddly enough had romantic and sometimes physical relations with animals. The good news was, if they wanted to find a unicorn IRL, these people were perfect, because maybe 1 of them might have been trying to have sex with, or did have sex with one. ;)

by Michigan Escapee January 27, 2020

Stellar Unicorn

The one woman, from the whole history of mankind, who is so beautiful, so mythic, so mesmerizing that she is thought to be truly Stellar, or out of this world. Because of her rarity it is said that there can only be one Stellar Unicorn in existence at any one moment in time.

UPDATE: The Stellar Unicorn has been identified! She is a 35 year old Caucasian female living in Eastern North Carolina

"Bob! Look! Do you see that woman she is totally mesmerizing and out of this world. I think that might be the Stellar Unicorn. Look now because you may never see her again".

by StellarUnicorn June 28, 2014

Unicorn

The most badass, rainbow colored, ancient, immortal ancestor of the narwhals, who descended from heaven in whale form to watch over us. If found in it's TRUE FORM, it can be used as a vibrator, condom, wallet, Donald Trunp replacement, flying fuck that you won't give, wipes your ass, goes through walls, calls people, mp3 playah, sword, and computer.

Dude: Hey, I'm to tired for sex today, so why not just masturbate or something?

Woman: It's okay, I got a unicorn

Dude: Wait what.... how high are you right now?

Woman:*Sticking Unihorn in vagina* yes

by The Masturbating Hand January 20, 2016

Unicorn

someone who has not endured vaginal, or anal sex. They are hard to find but are still some out there.

lyndsay do you think that broghan is a unicorn?

No Michael she had rectum sex last month with Cameron no way is she a unicorn

by missunicorn2k12 August 7, 2012

Unicorn

A mythical creature, typically one you meet out and get along with perfectly, your ideal, yet fail to get a number from. And without a moments notice they are gone.

You: Damn, that girl/guy was everything I am looking for.
Friend: Why didn't you their number?
You: They left before I had a chance, I swear it was a Unicorn!

by topher730 November 10, 2014