Union High School

The most ratchet high school in New Jersey.

Come join the Union High School Varsity twerk Team!

by cocodidthisyourewelcome September 26, 2013

University Lake School

University Lake School strives to be a premier college preparatory school whose students participate in a challenging program of academics, arts and athletics. With a Lower School, Middle School, Upper School, Fine Arts Building, and Brumder Gym, really give ULS’s 180-acre campus a prestigious ambience. Located in Wisconsin’s Lake Country of Hartland, gives this school class. The price tag of $15,100 for Upper School is worth every penny, the faculty with PhD’s and Master’s Degrees strive for the student’s success. The students are very wealthy and the parking lot is full of luxury cars. The students are not snobbish at all; the students have personal integrity, character, and most importantly serve the community through service opportunities.

"Student's that graduate from University Lake attend top Universities across the country!"

"You go to University Lake School, you must be rich!"

"Everyone that goes to University Lake School is so nice and respectful."

"University Lake School has the best community and campus!"

"The students at University Lake School get so many more opportunities then public school; they even get their own laptops provided by the school!"

by Premier School January 4, 2011

lehigh university

The #3 party school according to the Princeton Review. Lehigh also boasts the highest alcohol to student ratio of any university or college in the world.

Lehigh University is drunk.

by thefinalword September 27, 2005

indiana university

IU is a public school where all mediocre students in Indiana want to attend. Primarily known for its partying, IU is not a superior academia institution and isn't hard to get accepted to, or graduate from. IU is vastly inferior to the other universities in the state such as Butler, Purdue, and Notre Dame. Located in the depths of the Indiana corn fields, just past the run-down steel mill and next to the crime-ridden neighborhood of Pigeon-Hill, IU is a diamond in the rough for these uncultured mid-westerners."Btown" as the obviously witty students have deemed it, has more than enough to offer the simple lives of these students. Pizza parlors, K-Mart's and Target's (primary source for fashion), McDonalds, and of course Bars, line the single street of entertainment in Btown. This street called Kirkwood Ave is the Skid Row of IU. The bars in Bloomington are known for their very cheap, already cheap domestic beers, and the social scene that spawns loads of deep conversations about The Kardashians and last nights unprotected hook-up. Most students who move a quick 2 hours away from home, attend IU, and after graduation (if completed) move back to their hometown and move in with their parents again. IU grads prefer to stay in Indiana because their delusions of grandeur only stand true amongst other Indiana residents. So if you love to walk bare-foot, drink, rent a pontoon and swim in a lake all without spending too much time in the classroom, IU may be for you!

girl: i went to Indiana university
guy: that explains why you still live with your parents in indiana.

by intellect44 May 17, 2015

unitasking

To do one thing at a time. The opposite of multitasking.

Mike loved unitasking despite never meeting his targets because of it. Each time someone talked to him he had to switch off his computer in case he would multitask by accident.

by pojdnc May 31, 2010

Uniom

The state one attains after inserting ones penis into ones own anus

The Address to Congress on the State of the Uniom

by tielt January 29, 2018

wife unit

The second party entity that a man is in a contractual agreement with through the official statement of a marriage certificate.

Bro: Do you want to go to the bar and get a beer tonight?

Man: Yes, but I have to ask the wife unit first.

by i.sub.urban December 30, 2013