Kentucky down under

2 use horse shit as lube

Kentucky down under: U take a big pile of horse shit...throw it on her puss and fuck the shit outta her.

by BADASS67 June 10, 2009

you have the iq under the subway

whem someone apears to be dummy...

You are so dummy, you have the iq under the subway.

by Zarisk December 12, 2007

Dive under

Staring at a girls butt/underwear/thong haning out of a girls pants/jeans/shorts.(mostly for daniela in english)

"Damn Tanner dive under, look at that a$$"

by Sportsnut793 May 10, 2007

Shopping Under the Influence

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.

My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.

by Cross67 September 26, 2014

man under the sea

A man who likes his pussy extremely wet and suckable.

I wanna be the man under the sea with you baby

by kilik21 March 13, 2015

geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure

by Wetbackeralamo69 May 13, 2015

Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

by hercumungous March 3, 2016