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To take a Trump is another version of "to take a dump", but with separated hard lumps of poop which is due to being very constipated (categorized as type 1 on the Bristol Stool Chart)
I just took a trump, it took me 30 mins. to get it all out.
trump by LS2546 April 6, 2016
Example 1: "what do you want for breakfast?"
Example 2: "I'll take a Trump, I love oranges".
Trump by PrestinJS February 3, 2017
There are lots of ways you can specify Trump:
An Orange,
His hair looks like sweetcorn,
A troll doll,
Biff, from back to the future,
Guy: TRUMP WON THE ELECTION?! WHY?
Girl: Yeah... don't know why that orange faced troll doll won
Trump by vsafdfulgclGCWE February 16, 2017
The absolute worst thing ever created in the universe.
Oh, he's a Trump.
Trump by DiscoSethie February 28, 2017
slang for that sometimes flabby part of the body where the under-ass rubs up against the back of the leg.
We were making out behind the shed at the mini-golf place and I was grabbin' her butt, but I had to quit because this chick had mad trump-sweat, it was gross.
trump by DsK23 October 11, 2011
Soon to become a nice alternative for the word "fuck".
trump by davesknothair January 23, 2017