Christmas Tree

Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).

I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.

by Banebdeath December 13, 2010

donald tree trump

when someone puts a donald trump campaign posters in a tree

"ew look at that donald tree trump"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

Tree

Someone ho is very tall
....like a tree

Hey tree! Whats the weather like up there tree!?

by TREE IN DA HOOD October 25, 2015

abandoned tree-house

an older womans vagina

Mrs. Anderson's abandoned tree-house sure is loose.

by warshap January 11, 2009

Oak Tree

A person that has nothing but witty and sassy insults, often used with impeccable timing and nonchalance; i.e. a person who gives a lot of shade. This tree can extend to various other types of trees with excess foliage, ranging from Redwood trees (shade in groups) to Grandmother Willow (master queen of shade as seen in Disney's Pocahontas).

Carbquanda: Rihanna shouldn't cake cake cake cake cake cake on all that makeup, be lookin' like a clown.

Quicha: You's such an oak tree, girl.

by SerenaWilliams April 2, 2013

Oliver Tree

Not only is he an awesome artist, but he is ALSO immortal, dude almost dies like 5 times and is still alive. True legend.

"Hey have you heard about Oliver Tree?" "Yeah, the guy who somehow always survives near-dead experiences."

by Stuart the asshole December 20, 2022

Breezy Palm Tree

When a girl is giving you head. And she goes down deep.. you hold her head down and fart so hard that is causes her hair to fly up.

I just gave this girl a breezy palm tree. She is never coming back

by angry inch August 15, 2019