The Avery Touch

The sensual touch of a goddess that will make you cum on contact.

Avery gave me a high five the other day and I felt The Avery Touch. I came all day long.

by spanklets October 21, 2009

The Cyclops Touch

The act of two men touching the eye's of their penises together while also staring lovingly into each others eyes

The other day while I was a bit intoxicated, Ben and I performed The Cyclops Touch it was both romantic and informative.

by Daylesford Boys October 9, 2012

Touching Cloth

You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.

The fact that we was touching cloth rapidly disuaded him from from letting rip a trouser tornado.

by Jockey August 19, 2003

touched

When someone is arrested or dealt with by law enforcement

Popsy the drug dealer got touched, now hes off the scene.

by Popsy January 13, 2005

touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside

bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps

by tsgpcdt June 21, 2021

dick toucher

A person who has s serial tendency to touch penis.

So what I fucked your girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it dick toucher.

by Jimmy Mac 33 January 22, 2007

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

by jaffaw July 16, 2009