Skip to main content

today

A term referring to the current era, specifically from the year 2000 onwards, as when a radio station says "the best mix of 80's, 90's, and today". It often evokes a blend of cultural influences, particularly when referencing music, fashion, and trends from the 1980s, 1990s, and the present.
The playlist features the best mix of 80s, 90s, and today, showcasing how past styles continue to influence modern music.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
mugGet the today mug.

Toadie

A guy who likes to lick the dick and pussy of a couple as they are fucking. Different to being a cuck licking his wife's bull, this guy has joined a dominant couple.

First of all, it rhymes with Roadie. Which is another name for support staff. They do jobs the main act don't want to.

Secondly, individual toad in the hole look like a dick in a pussy. A toadie is someone who eats the toad.
Gary is a toadie, he likes to lick a woman's pussy while her husband is fucking her. He doesn't mind licking a bit of dick too.
by Sausage Sandwich November 19, 2025
mugGet the Toadie mug.

Toad house

1. Companion gardening pest control
2. Actual dating strategy

What people don't tell you is that toads use their home to attract a mate. Put out a toad house, and a toad will move into the slug trape and a mate will just move in.

Google.com

A toad house is an excellent addition to a garden as part of a natural pest control strategy. Toads eat large quantities of pests like slugs, snails, and insects, making them valuable, low-maintenance "companion" gardeners that reduce the need for chemicals.

Benefits of a Companion Gardening Toad House

Natural Pest Control: A single adult toad can consume thousands of insect pests (beetles, slugs, grubs, etc.) over an average summer season.

Reduced Chemical Use: By fostering a natural predator, you can minimize or eliminate the need for harmful pesticides and slug pellets, which are toxic to amphibians due to their permeable skin.
Biodiversity Boost: Providing a home helps support local wildlife and promotes a balanced garden ecosystem.

Low Maintenance: Once a toad takes up residence, it requires minimal care, working nights to keep your plants safe.
A Toad house is an excellent addition to a garden as part of a natural pest control strategy.
by Modern Women December 27, 2025
mugGet the Toad house mug.

flaming toad

Fucking a girl who has vaginal wards and gonnhorea.
Man, I just got back from the clinic. Turns out, that skeezer from the bar was a total flaming toad.
by falanges123 December 18, 2009
mugGet the flaming toad mug.

hoax toad

a tranny that pretends to be a woman and lures men into his disgusting love shack, only for the men to realize later that they have just been cheated into bein a homo.
dude, that chick over there is a hoax toad. he tried that on me a couple weeks ago and i punched him in the nose....he beat my ass afterwards tho....hey man....*puts hand on freind's shoulder*
by gizzyg June 14, 2010
mugGet the hoax toad mug.

Shwag toad

1.The lowest quality of psychoactive toad
2. An insult towards anyone/anything
1. Dude1: "Dude lick this toad!"
Dude2: "Ok! (lick) OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It did nothing.
Dude1: "it's because it's a shwag toad"
Dude2: "Dude you need to get new dealers"

2. Dude1: "Hey did you finish our project"
Dude2: "No I lost it, hey can I borrow your xbox controller?"
Dude1: " What how can you lose our final!"
Dude2: "So can I borrow your controller?"
Dude1: "Shut up you shwag toad!"
by Jesus bagglewhopper May 22, 2010
mugGet the Shwag toad mug.

Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.
Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"
by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012
mugGet the Swamp Toad mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email