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megan

megan is fucking annoying and very odd. shes also usually a homewrecker and a cheater. when you meet a megan, stay away.
person 1- "megan is so cool"

person 2- "watch out, megan will fuck you over"
by fbgm02 March 12, 2023
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megan the dopest

Is defined as a beautifuly talented and exceptionally magnificent. She has dyed black hair and has brown eyes. With a height of 5'2" she has every man in the rooms attention when she comes into any place or room. She is competent and confident but she'll most likely tell you otherwise. You're just not that important to her because your wit is match for hers. If you run into a Megan just remember that she is the dopest and never let go.
Do you know that girl?

No? Why should I?
Because she is Megan the dopest.
by The Realist One Yet December 19, 2024
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Megan

Fucking bitch. Terrible friend but great at Lying! Never date her or get close to her, if you already are, you will definitely get hurt by her soon
She is spreading rumors about me!
Who?
Who do you think.
Megan again?!
by Bruh_06 November 20, 2019
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Megan

Megan a ditzy blonde who loves blue waffles and lemon partys she will google anything shes asked to and spends 90% of her time naked

Has no idea of how to use technology other than to watch lemon party porn
by Highlander90 January 27, 2018
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Megan

Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.

Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
Wow my bird chest just chest collapsed I just got Megan’d !
by Meowdompompom November 23, 2021
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Megan J. H.

Megan is a lovely gurl who's absolutely gorgeous and is super funny and nice. She's amazing.
Megan J. H. is hilarious and so laughable she's awsome.
by Byefefe May 22, 2018
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Megan Inez

A woman that is like a door knob Thts been over turned and falls off because its lifespan was extended to the maximum. A woman named Megan Inez

Commonly known as skank with crappy make up jobs , A dirty nasty easy bitch, a slut, a liar, shallow, selfish manipulative woman named Megan Inez.

Female that has herpes so bad no one wants to touch her.
A female cant get any worse.

A female that is a plague and an is insult.

.

Hey there goes Megan Inez
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!

-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.

- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She done leg to many get in.
She had to many of those long black train rides.
Hey there goes Megan Inez
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!

-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.

- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She had to many of those long black train rides.

-Ew they just hired that old expired extended warranty in the kitchen. They just been plagued.
by 2024 truthspeaker January 29, 2024
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