Megan a ditzy blonde who loves blue waffles and lemon partys she will google anything shes asked to and spends 90% of her time naked
Has no idea of how to use technology other than to watch lemon party porn
Has no idea of how to use technology other than to watch lemon party porn
by Highlander90 January 27, 2018
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The will do the most embarrassing thing in front of strangers but will become shy as a puppy if she is uncomfortable. She will be shy around people at school but a psychopath, high on water with her friends. She can chug a bottle of vodka and not be drunk but will still only have 1 shot when out of the house.
She will never bother with short term relationships but is like a puppy. Play with it feed it, walk it and sleep and she will be happy. DO NOT LEAVE HER ON READ. She will question her life purpose if you don’t pick up the phone.
She will never admit she is pretty. Nor does she think it because she will always know she could be better but is a 1 in a million.
Friendly reminder don’t mess with Megan because she will make you pay.
The will do the most embarrassing thing in front of strangers but will become shy as a puppy if she is uncomfortable. She will be shy around people at school but a psychopath, high on water with her friends. She can chug a bottle of vodka and not be drunk but will still only have 1 shot when out of the house.
She will never bother with short term relationships but is like a puppy. Play with it feed it, walk it and sleep and she will be happy. DO NOT LEAVE HER ON READ. She will question her life purpose if you don’t pick up the phone.
She will never admit she is pretty. Nor does she think it because she will always know she could be better but is a 1 in a million.
Friendly reminder don’t mess with Megan because she will make you pay.
“Megan oh I heard of her isn’t she that weird kid” - random person
Screams “The queen has arrived” as she walks in -Megan
Screams “The queen has arrived” as she walks in -Megan
by Jane_kaffie December 4, 2020
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by Cranky Katie May 30, 2018
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Elliot: Hey did you see megan last night?
Greg: ya she was jockin on my dick all night!
Kyle: DAMN she got game bitch
Greg: ya she was jockin on my dick all night!
Kyle: DAMN she got game bitch
by Guy249 October 27, 2021
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Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
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