Most likely a male who grew up on sports center. He likes to play and watch a wide variety of sports. He mostly roots against the home town team. He will like teams that are not even close geography wise, but might like them especially for flashy jerseys or a single player. This person will dress in very unique sports apparel.He will have a wide collection of jerseys from many teams, and sports. These jerseys are out of the ordinary, and will be unique. If the jersey is vanilla then the Sports Hipster would not be caught wearing such a traditional uniform. Bold, Flashy, Rebellious and Athletic would describe a sports hipster.
For example if a Sports Hipster lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin he will become an Anti-Packer fan. Therefore getting much pleasure in the Packers losing, and taunting the fans. He will therefore like some random team like the San Diego Chargers just to make Packers fans ticked.
Clothing examples: Oregon Ducks football jersey; Maryland Black Ops; Wild tennis shirts; Crazy Golf Pants.
Clothing examples: Oregon Ducks football jersey; Maryland Black Ops; Wild tennis shirts; Crazy Golf Pants.
by Manny1123581321 January 16, 2013
Alex is such a meme hipster. Sent him an awesome new meme and he replied with "Had it before it was cool mate"
by Miscusername July 03, 2020
Seeing a hipster dude's balls through his skinny jeans, crazy tight pants, or borrowed pants from sister/girlfriend.
Dude, I totally can see his hipster cleavage in those pants. Time to invest in some sweatpants or something not found in the children's department.
by SD Dev December 20, 2016
Person 1 (Emo): Hey, what do you think about my new look?
Person 2: Dude, you look like an emo hipster!
Person 2: Dude, you look like an emo hipster!
by sirjacquin June 02, 2023
A collective noun referring to three or more overtly trendy yet alternative millennials, or hipsters, meeting or traveling in a group together. A comparable identifier in the animal kingdom would be a murder of crows or an array of hedgehogs.
The artisan cider brewery and cheese shop was empty until an irony of hipsters came in and took up the tables and couch in the corner.
by RhythmLife July 02, 2015
The "Smokey Hipster" involves two hipsters with manbuns, one hipster takes a sic rip from his vape and blows it into the asshole of the other hipster with a blue straw. The recipient farts consistent vape rings from his butthole, while the 1st hipster aggressively tries to thrust his penis through every ring produced, all while maintaining absolutely no eye contact.
This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.
This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.
"Hey Bill, did you charge your vape?" "Yes"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"
by MoonPye March 22, 2021
A fat, bearded gay man that wears ill fitting clothes,( mostly flannels). He also claims to be highly skilled in the arts and sciences but his actions will prove he has no clue of either. He will often wear hot topic style clothes of old punk and metal bands to try and impress the real men in his life; However real men with see him as the poser he truly is.
by lordofalltime January 15, 2018