Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

Taking the long horse for a short walk by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

taking a shaw 

Derived from the latin word sha, which means explosive diarrhea. The term differs from the phrase taking a shit because of the shear explosiveness of the action. The term is often used to get out of work for a week or more.

Man, I have been taking a shaw all freakin day. You can count on me not coming to work for at least the next 3 weeks. If you need me I will be watching Dexter.

taking a shaw by jesters November 30, 2009

Taking a Mendy 

Fapping during a Skype-call.

Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....

Taking a Mendy by Friskfaksen November 11, 2014

Talkin loud 

overselling something, trying to fight, or just simply, talkin loud

“Hey bro you’re lookin so good like so good like I’m surprised you’re not a model”
“Bro you just talkin loud”

“Let’s go man right here, right now”
“Dawg u just talkin loud”

*someone yelling their opinion*
“You just talkin loud”

Talkin loud by chaabanmo July 23, 2018

Taking The Bait 

When you get angry at something that was done to get you mad in the first place

Fisher: Fortnite is better than PlayerUnknown's BattleGrounds!
PUG Player:FORTNITE SUCKS FUCK YOU!1!1
This guy is taking the bait.

Taking The Bait by Limess September 29, 2018

Taking a Joey 

When someone at work takes a shit for 40 plus minutes.

George is upstairs taking a joey.

Taking a Joey by Timmyturtle May 22, 2019