swing factor

An external force or forces (eg. person, event, place, thing, etc.) that contribute(s) to making a decision either one way or the other.

Tom: I'm not sure if I'm going to Derek's party tonight.

Dave: Tracey will be there. I heard through the grape vine that she gets down with one dude and another girl on the first Saturday of every month. Guess what tonight is!

Tom: Well there's my swing factor.

by SnooksOnFire February 12, 2010

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swinecentive

noun

BBQ (usually of the North Carolina type) used by bosses to lure teleworkers to the office.

The only thing better than a swinecentive is a desktop quickie.

by The Skiing Bear July 22, 2010

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Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them

Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.

by shifter027 June 6, 2010

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sinxp

The pinnacle of manhood.

Omg that guy is from DBPU! He is obviously sinxp-like!

by Beanieeeeeeeee July 7, 2010

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Swindazzle

(v) 1) to fool, trick, or confuse someone by distracting then with something shiny 2) to swindle someone with flashy displays, or colorful wording

synonym:Bamboozle

First Gentleman: Salutations my good friend! Might I partake of some of those appetizing biscuits you have there?
Second Gentleman: My appologies good sir, but no. My dear Mum made these for me and I am loath to part with them.
First G: I say is that a double rainbow I spy?
Second G: Good Lord! Where?!
First G: *yoink*
Second G: Blimy! It appears that I have been swindazzled!

by Inalipoli September 8, 2010

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