Jackson State Community College

Worst community college in TN. Really, what a shithole.

Jackson State Community College is such a shithole. Did you know that they hire kids from Easter Seals to work in admin?

by xjsccouttheysuck October 18, 2008

debt ridden police state

The post 9-11 United states.

Once a prosperous nation, now a debt ridden police state. After Bush's illogical foreign policy pissed off the entire world, the tragedy of 9-11 happened. And then our freedoms were reaped via the patriot act and similar laws and acts, thus turning the US into a police state. The most ironic part is that those laws were passed to 'protect the liberties of the American people', it really makes you think.

Soon after, for no reason, George catapulted the US into an illegal oil war. That costs 7 trillion dollars to maintain . And you're paying for it.

Thank you Mr. President

by asdfsa August 22, 2007

New York State

An overtaxed hell hole in the North Eastern United States that has moronic law makers, sky high taxes, and shitty weather for 5 months of the year.

It's another cloudy New York State day!

by justin March 11, 2008

state farm

One of the best insurance companies when it comes to taking care of customers. A bit expensive, but they pay out no questions asked, unless of course you make a habit of filing claims.

Damnit!! I just wrecked my ride...

2 days later: Sweet!! I just got a fat check from State Farm!!

by SupraTico October 1, 2005

Boise State

An excellent university in Boise, ID that is well known for it's football team, which there are a few misconceptions about. #1)We do not expect to play in the national championship if we go undefeated. We just think that a team with 2 losses shouldn't be more deserving of a national championship than an undefeated team just because they're not from the south. #2) We don't purposely schedule creampuff teams every year. That's because none of you so-called "BCS" teams have the balls to play us.(Except for Georgia and Ole Miss)

Boise State's football team is great, but can't get respect from anybody. I'm looking at you Mark May.

by SuPmYhOmIeZ November 22, 2011

Stating the Obvious

When you point out concepts that only retarded people don't have the ability to grasp, or foolishly don't want to..

Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.

by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012

Manchester united states of america

english football team that has been taken over by american business men, and has now been comically named man - u-s-a or manchester united - states of america

sum1: "u heard about that crappy manchester united?"
me: "u mean Manchester united states of america"

by gazzy d April 26, 2006