Sparkiest

The person with the coolest kid at a party. Life of the party. Nice rack and a pretty smile. Better than Barbie. Also 420 friendly so hide the snacks.

This person takes great selfies

Deb Cakes was the Sparkiest at Teesus & Courtney's annual Halloween party.

by Ms.Cakes November 5, 2023

sparkling nigga

A nigga from planet 7BQF-Quintaxion with the power several niggas, with this power he/she has the power to turn any drink purple flavored to the human eye that person will look like they are lighting up or in other words sparkling

guys look in the sky its a sparkling nigga

by imdatperson November 8, 2023

Spargle

Shit that Jared says

"I spargle"

by Capt.Chewy January 18, 2024

Sparkly Ketchup

What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf

"If you have one great idea, sayyyy: sparkly ketchup

by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024

sharklepony

A festival favorite; Much like the sparkle pony?however once you’re lured you quickly realize there’s no sparkle, this type on pony often jumps from supplier to supplier with nothing to offer, whilst also corralling other mates and claiming “polyamory “ is why she can homie hop with no remorse. Claims to be inlove with whoever has the biggest bag. Will talk bad about people close behind their backs, will suck everything from the atmosphere and leave nothing. You will feel bad because they “know no better”

Not a unicorn. Not quite a sparkle pony.

Homie 1, social setting*: “Yo, that chicks a mad sharklepony did you hear how she’s been at so and sos forever and couldn’t even wash a dish, can never find his shit?”

So and sos, homie 2: “Yeah man she did all my shit and then got a ride out with my homie (3) for a lick. I haven’t heard from her in days.

Homie 3, supplier “she did all my dishes on day one, she’s inlove with me, this chicks wack, take her back.”

5 days later after homie 1 & 3 are done

Sharklepony: “I have nowhere to go and don’t feel good and I’m easy and cute, I dont have any money, I have nothing to offer but can you put me up and get me high again? I love you, I’m poly I swear!”

Homie 2: feels bad* cycle repeats. Everyone forgives and forgets (insert Pong theme song*)

by MunchMuch February 18, 2024

sparkly seed

Alternative for "cum".

The MHA fandom likes to drench their sparkly seed all over Horikoshi's asscheeks

by Wiktionarious February 27, 2024

Sparkie

Broken spark plug, can be on a leash or a peice of string so you don't lose it, used to smash car windows to loot out of it.

Yeah, let's go bippin, I already got the sparkie for the window.

by ImARaptors November 23, 2023