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shoulder cutter 

Someone who cuts their shoulder. Like someone who cuts their wrists are often called emo, people who cut their shoulders are often called mentally retarded . They cut their shoulder because shoulders are less visible than wrists are.
shoulder cutter by oergbewrgjkert February 6, 2007

shoulder rub 

A hand job offered for a meager sum of cash by transients alongside U.S. Interstate 80.
-"Man, this road boner of mine just won't dip. Let's pull over so I can get me a shoulder rub from that bearded backpacker! You got any money?"
-"Will a fiver cover it?"
-"It'll cover mine!"
shoulder rub by Studebanger September 4, 2013

Pimp's Shoulda

A mang with clean shoulda's becuz they brush der shoulda's off.
Jorelle: Damn nigga you got pimp's shoulda's.
Jamal: That's how we roll in the clean norf nigga. Let's go score some crack!
Jorelle: Mos def nigga i haven't smoked dem rocks in two days! Nigga!
Pimp's Shoulda by Mack Pervert April 4, 2004

Chip off my shoulder 

When a magician shoots your shoulder, turning it to stone, and shortly afterwards your friend throws a baseball at you, assuming you can catch it, but you cant because your shoulder is stone, so it hits it, and chips it. And in the ensuing rampage that you enter after having your shoulder inadvertently chipped, you accidentally kill your girlfriend.
Brandi: DANG. i was replaced within 20 seconds. That's a record!
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X

Shouldingness 

A word used by SNAGS (Sensitive new age guys) when someone says that they "should do something" (like go out to the shops) but never get around to it.
Person: We should do that sometime
Person 1: We should really end this shouldingness...

shouldeck 

Having NO neck. The trapezius muscle connects the earlobes to the shoulders (making one appear to have no neck)
When head and shoulders naturally combine causing one to look like a scared turtle, a shouldeck.Other nicknames RamMan and Juggernaut
shouldeck by Robert Santana September 12, 2006