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scott richard king 

A guy that is well loved and a friend to all but watch out if you treat your girl bad around him because he will be up in those guts quicker then a snicker. She will fall for him but he will just rock her world and build her confidence up and send her back . He isnt a home wrecker but a relationship checker or counselor.
I told that boy to treat his girl right but he wouldn't listen so I had to do the scott Richard King and give that girl what she needed last night.
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do a richard 

Similar to the phrase “Do One”.
Richard = Dick; Therefore, “Do a Dick”.
Punter: Oy, Fancy a Shag?
Fit Bird w/Opposite of a Wide On: Do a Richard!
do a richard by D3drabbit February 1, 2015

two nuts and a richard 

The act of one (normally a man ) eating the others asshole and the making out until said asshole eater throws up
"Wow look at those guys doing a two nuts and a Richard"

Johnny on the Richard 

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.
She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.

No Couth Richard 

The extreme lack of good manners and refinement coupled with being a total d*ck about the situation. An individual that knows that they are doing something incredibly wrong, still does it, and is so embarrased by their actions all they can do is act like a total douche to avoid the situation or admit fault.
Dude. You know that's my girl - why are you trying to talk to her like that? - No Couth Richard!

No Couth Richard! We have been friends twenty years and you are trying to steal from me!

Don’t be a richard 

Don’t be an asshole!

One of the nick names for Richard is Dick,
don’t be a richard implies, don’t be a dick
Don’t be a richard, Randy, Covid vaccines are pretty safe.

Clayton Richard 

An unusually heavy species, almost never caught on film becuase of their frightfulness of everything. Their natrual habitat is usually their attic, where they use their computer. They play bass (incorrectly) and blame these mistakes on "faulty bass tabulature" a phenomenon that rarely happens becuase of the simplicity of the instrument.
Clayton Richard by Mr. Mcman January 20, 2009