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Chocolate Rain

A revenge term for when you find out your gf is cheating on you and instead of breaking up with her, you hit her with a chocolate rain. First, you take a bunch of laxatives before sex and make sure you are pounding doggy style. Then, right as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and swiftly hop forward like a kangaroo and cover her head with a concoction of cum and diarrhea. The key is to make sure this all takes place in HER bed and once you are done, you hold up both middle fingers and walk out with a huge smile.
Mike: Dude I had some wicked sex last night, I must’ve busted like 6 times.

Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.

Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2019
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rain

an insult to call someone who is usually stupid or idiotic
that person is so stupid , they’re a fucking rain
by twisterella March 17, 2021
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Rusty rain

The art of taking a dump on someone with piss ass.
She was a freak in the sheets and treated me to a golden shower and some rusty rain
by Beanflicker2017 September 13, 2017
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Face Rain

When there is a light drizzly rain and it seems to rain only on your face.
by Wildcat02 October 20, 2012
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Raining Man

Burning Man 2023 after it received an unusually rare deluge of precipitation and turning the festival into an absolute mud slog, forcing the organizers to close the gate and the attendees to shelter in place until the muddy conditions dried sufficiently.
Q: Hey man, did you go to Burning Man this year?
A: More like Raining Man, bro.
by Sun Chaser September 7, 2023
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