Pre-emptive exaggeration

The act of exaggerating a story, because you think everyone will assume you are whether you do or not.

Pre-emptive exaggeration would be telling your friends you were in line for 2 hours when it was only 1, because you know if you say 1 they will assume you were exaggerating and it was only half an hour.

by Perfect_Blue September 10, 2011

Pre-orgasmic drip

Ejaculate that manifests before physical orgasm occurs. This is is a clear, somewhate viscous, liquid that appears at the tip of the penis during foreplay. One must be aware that this ejaculate is just as virile as the semen produced by the final ejaculation.

Dude, she couldn't believe how much pre-orgasmic drip I produced. This babe thought I was done for. Little did she know when she took ìt all in.

Taste this pod, babe. Want some more? It's cumming at ya.

by Ndnzfan January 28, 2018

pre game sex

Beating your meat before getting some buns

Bro I had pre game sex before hitting that Thot up.

by High moy thoughts January 5, 2016

pre game brain

pregame brain is oral sex a guy recieves from a slut or friend with benifits before he gets his crazy night on and poppin.

Whoa girl, you gonna hook me up with some pregame brain?

by tai November 12, 2004

pre-marrital sex

The act of fucking before marrige
Immediately condemns you to hell

Girlfriend/Fiancé:*tries to grab pp*
Me: BACK THE FUCK UP! No pre-marrital sex!

by datpikachumeme January 25, 2020

Ketchup Pre-Cum

The weird, liquid-y stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle if you don't shake it.

"You gotta shake dat ketchup bottle, or else ketchup pre-cum will be all over your hot dog."

by T0mBoi June 10, 2015

pre-vomit gag

the action done before the actual vomiting it is used to show something is in utter distaste

person 1: i got a new zune
person 2:(proceeds to make gagging sound) pre-vomit gag

by canvasman May 6, 2009