Piss lag 

Temporary inability to piss when you're at the urinal.

"Sorry I couldn't come back to class quickly, Mrs. Johnson. I was suffering from mad piss lag."

Piss lag by Plastic Platypus February 28, 2009

Piss Excellence

1. Being so excellent that your body must rid of the excess through easiest means. Can be used as an end-all to all arguments because you piss excellence, what do they got?

2. A slang term for getting piss-drunk on top notch alcohol.

(variations: pissed excellence, pissing excellence, piss e, pissed e, pissing e)

1. Monica: Bill, you ruined my dress.
Bill: Its okay, I piss excellence.
Monica: But, we'll get caught.
Bill: Its okay, I piss excellence.
(In this example, Bill can obviously do no wrong...)

2. Bill: Hillary, I don't want to wear this dress.
Hillary: This is what you get for getting caught. Besides, I piss excellence, put it on.
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3. Fred: Dude, last night I so pissed excellence. It was pimp. I was like a pimp.
Ted: Yeah, it was pimp.

Piss Excellence by pjrabit January 1, 2008

piss ant 

Any of a number of ants that can be found indoors. So-named because they make your fingers smell like micturition (piss) when you squish them. The odour comes primarily from formic acid in the insect's body that is released when you kill it by smashing it between your fingers or squish it between your finger and a wall, sink, floor, etc.

I just killed three dozen piss ants in my bathroom lavatory! Now my fingers stink like piss!!! :-O

piss ant by Telephony May 1, 2015

piss pot 

this is a slang term for a toilet, toilette, urinal, pot-you-pee-in etc etc.....

1)sorry love can i use your piss pot??
2)ah i need to use a piss pot where is the nearest one??

piss pot by ami March 26, 2005

piss on a hoe's back 

Pissing on a hoe's back is a sexual maneuver in which the penis is removed from the vagina or anus and used to spray urine upon the woman's back in a festive manner. This gesture often precedes more urine-based sexual activity. Most common among those ages 20-28.

I'd sure love to piss on a hoe's back.

piss on a hoe's back by Jimmy Barker October 13, 2006

piss pot 

A piss pot is a slang term which usually refersto a toilet, but can also refer to an actual pot that must be urinated into.

1) Hey, where'sthe piss pot? I'm bursting!

2) Ok, If you'd just like to take this pis pot and come back after you fill and hand it in to the nurse, please.

piss pot by Bedeb Aibcad April 24, 2008

Piss Fump

When two drunk people give each other a "fist bump." A drunk gesture after two people agree on something or think something is cool.

After drinking a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra, Tom made a funny joke and gave Mindy a piss fump. When the cast of Jersey Shore get wasted they all want to piss fump.

Piss Fump by dailybragger January 4, 2012