Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

by grandy427 October 17, 2008

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

parent aggro

Get a lot of bad attention/in trouble from your parents

"guys brb my i got huge parent aggro here"

by Scotty peters March 5, 2007

parkakafrakawak

the theorized outcome of Murphy's law that anything can happen will happen (as long as one of the variables is living.) joining 500 monkeys in a room of 500 typewriters for an indeterminate time will subsequently result in the word parkakafrakawak being typed upon at least one said typewriter.

Carrot Top: If you put 500 monkeys in a room full of typewriters, eventually one of them will spell the word, "parkakafrakawak!"

by krispykreemd May 15, 2008

Party Ho

A person that goes out and parties at least every weekend.

Person 1: I just can't go out and party every weekend, what about you?
Person 2: Naw, man I couldn't do it. I ain't no party ho.

by Silvercntr July 7, 2009

Party Quirks

A game from the improvisational show Whose Line Is It Anyway? The game requires four players, one of which plays the role of a party host and the other three are given a bizarre quirk or identity. When the game starts the "host" prepares the "party" and one by one his/her "quests" will enter the "party" acting like the person, place, or thing they have the role of. In order to "win" the game the "host" has to guess what all the other three players' roles are.

Drew Carey: "Now we are going to play a game called 'Party Quirks'!"

by Landmark356 September 12, 2009

Partisan Sniping

A political tactic in which the most fervent or extremist member(s) of a politically-motivated group are singled out in a debate, in order to establish unfavorable contrast within said group.

The senate's health-care debate has, so far, been dominated by partisan sniping and finger-pointing; hence, they have made very little progress.

by TheThiefofAlways January 19, 2010