Onion Bhaji

When something is what it is. Reference to Love Island advert

The queue for this ride is so long… onion bhaji though init

by Gaz the Gecko May 04, 2022

Onion bhaji

When you are covered in lube, playing twister in an orgy.

Oh damn last night was a proper mad one, dave and Adam were getting onion bhajied.

by Plasticnappy February 28, 2022

Bumpin Onions

When two people come together for coitus, or sex as most call it.

My buddy got married last week and now he stopped bumpin onions with me

by Gman1600 May 15, 2025

Cutting onions

A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.

Titanic finishes:

No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

onion spit

When a person’s musty body odor is compared to the smell of onion spit.

Did you put on deodorant today? You smell just like onion spit.

by Vice716 February 22, 2021

Blohmin Onion

A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.

"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing."

"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."

"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"

by KneeMaster November 09, 2011

Funny onion

Someone who you are attracted to

Wow he’s a funny onion

by StevenMcFarlane April 21, 2019