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Onion rootter

You’re an onion rootter, stop taking knives!
by A coco July 1, 2022
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Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire
There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.
by schmub October 16, 2014
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Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.
You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.
by Stevez11 December 30, 2023
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james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy
james flick onion gooned everywhere
by goon maxer November 21, 2024
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beefy onion

Gross moldy and squishy penis that catches you by surprise.
Dude, did you see Jeremy's beefy onion?
by What8888 March 10, 2017
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Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.
Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions
by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022
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onion time

when its onion time you will know its onion time.
wow i did not shower yesterday, it must be onion time!
by killherwithtea January 4, 2023
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