onions 

40 things you didnt need to know about onions:

1. Onions are vegetables
2. Onions are edible
3. They make you cry…
4. They make good dip
5. Onions grow underground
6. They taste bad raw
7. They give you bad breath
8. Onions come in 3 designer colours (red yellow and white)
9. They can predict the weather in winter
10. They go good in a BBQ
11. They are not sweet
12. Onions have layers
13. If you chew gum while cooking them you wont cry
14. They are about 30 calories
15. They can be sliced, chopped and diced
16. Onions are shallots cousin
17. They can be pickled
18. Onions are like ogres
19. They can be peeled
20. They are highly water based
21. Onion breath can be cured with some parsley
22. Onion in Japanese is onion
23. If you leave them out in the sun for too long they start to grow roots
24. They are eaten heaps in Libya
25. The heaviest onion was 10 pounds and 14 ounces
26. Onions don’t grow on the moon
27. Onion spelled backwards is noinO
28. They are not like cakes
29. Onion is pronounced UN-YIN
30. If onion was a number it would be 151491514
31. An onion can make a bland sauce
32. Onions has 3 vowels
33. Onions have skins
34. Onions don’t like garlic
35. there are nice deep fried as rings
36. Onion rhymes with bunion
37. Onions make really bad gifts…
38. Alliumphobia is the fear of smelling onion and garlic
39. Onions wont stop vampires…
40. Onions should NEVER be juiced

onions by El_Paco January 17, 2005

Lake Orion 

Lake Orion

A moderate sized town located in NE Michigan.
The girls , who are often label whores, wear skintight yoga pants, ugg boots, those gay feather hair extensions, and fake Chanel logo earrings.Typically with microscopic breasts and huuge cameltoe. The mostly middle -upper class white teenagers call eachother "nigga" . Guys either are fatter than a fucking hippopotomous and wear JV WRESTLING tshirts, or are skinny pricks that wear shirts that say "A&F Panthers 1892" or some shit. There are a few sexxy ass mofos, but they are quite commonly douchebags, who are pissed they didnt make Jersey Shore casting call. They also enjoy bragging about how kick ass the Varsity football team is, although they couldnt get in to JV.
There are a few good kids in LO. But nobody gives a shiitt about them. But the worst part of all about Lake Orion is that there is absolutely nothing to fucking do.
Residents enjoy binge drinking in eachothers basements for fun. People also enjoy eating at the local diner , G's, where they sometimes serve drinks to minors and make food that tastes worst than dog ass.
If you are as unfortunate as I am to be living in the boring town of Lake Orion, you are one unlucky mother fucker.

Guy 1: "Holy shit, that gal looks like a cheap ass prostitute with them bleachy ass highlites and bra-less tittays!"

Guy 2: "She must be from Lake Orion !! Ask her out , nigga!"

Guy 1: "Naww, I dont feel like getting HIV,Gonorrhea,and Chlymidia. Plus there aint no place to hang out that has a bathroom where she can give me a BJ!"

Guy 2: "God damn, Lake Orion must be boring as hell!! I feel bad for those unlucky motherfuckers!"

Guy 1: "Yeah. Lets go pick up some Rochester babes instead!

Lake Orion by onebigroomfullofbadbitches September 13, 2011

Oneonta 

A town run by families who made their money on factories and railroads in the 1800's before things like labor laws and unions, who still look at the general population as if they are disposable peasants. They will encourage town officials through peer pressure and bribes to sacrifice public well-being for the sake of Cooperstown tourist season.

The general population is composed of three groups: 1) trust fund beneficiaries that play at being hippies for the aesthetic, but still call the cops if a person of color takes more than thirty seconds to walk by their house 2) hard working townsfolk who may or may not have a drug problem and also calls the cops if a person of color talks more than thirty seconds to walk by their apartment 3) welfare barons that sit at home eating cheesy poofs, table top gaming, smoking meth, and calling the cops if a person of color takes more than thirty seconds walking passed their trailer

You're such a stereotype of everything wrong with white people. You're from Oneonta, aren't you?

Oneonta by dankeshin January 10, 2013

Orion 

A green species on Star Trek and object of many fanboy erections due to the species' culture of selling their animalistic females as slaves. The later incarnation of Orions on Star Trek: Enterprise tried to make the species PC by claiming the males were slaves, and they failed miserably.

"Did you see that Kirk was banging an Orion chick in the new Star Trek movie?"

"Total fan service."

Orion by Geekaphile June 3, 2013

Onionheads

A group of meatheads that haven't realized their full potential yet.

WannaBe Meatheads

Hey Bill, check out the onionheads playing with that C4!!
Do you think they'll ever make Meathead?

Onionheads by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010

smothered in onions 

The act of going down on a woman who doesn't invest too much in to vaginal hygiene.

Person A: Yo man. I heard about you going down on Cassie the catfish last night. How did it go?
Person B: It was like being smothered in onions.. terrible.
Person A: LOL.

smothered in onions by SCheMaH January 8, 2009

dirty orion 

When you dump a load of nut milk into scrambled eggs.

As a prank I cooked my friend Julio a Dirty Orion without him knowing , he said it was the best breakfast he ate.

dirty orion by King_Vader March 31, 2020