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Tabling

The act of jamming your cock from underneath an extendable table and having a woman fuck it from above.
My cock is red raw!” “Why’s that, Nadeem?” “She was tabling me too hard last night, again!”
by Puzzle_Man November 6, 2020
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eat under table

Meaning in Jamaica a man who licks and sucks a woman's vagina.
Yes I catch you having oral sex. I thought you said you never ever eat under table
by Awadatsah December 27, 2020
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Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.
by PloraeX June 20, 2023
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White Table Cloth

High end steakhouse with private booth and white table cloth...
My old lady took me to this nice restaurant and gave me a hand job under the white table cloth....
by Cheese N Cecil February 25, 2025
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Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...
by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021
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Hot table

Hot table is usally very loud, they are extremly funny and either gay or homophobic. They are all sexy and smelli. Hot table must be filled with 5 people. Eliie (smelly cutie) Reanna ( goofy sweeper) Harmony ( lil emo girl) Keira ( extremly gay) Peyton (whore)
Ew is that hot table they are so annoying but also so sexy
by hot table lover November 17, 2022
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Tableing

The act of flipping a table to use it as cover in a gunfight.
When the cowboy started shooting, everyone started tableing as not to get shot
by thats_a_plant September 27, 2021
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