patriga day

December 1st, or patriga day, is the day when all u no-nut november brothers could nut all you want.

Yo you hear? It's finally patriga day!

by Patriga originator November 26, 2019

Brining Day

The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.

Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.

Hey, wanna get faced at Joe's Tavern on Brining Day?

I'm there.

by Reeemer December 15, 2013

Media Day

Stupid name people start calling picture day after grade 8

It's media day time to take some pictures woopity fuckin doooo.

by JMANGRUNT August 12, 2016

Foreplay day

Tuesday. If Wednesday is hump day, surely, Tuesday is foreplay day...

Kat-i have to say that you sexting me during this godawful meeting is making me wet!
Kent-perfect, I figured since I was coming over to spend the night on hump day tomorrow, I'd make this foreplay day...

by dark korner October 11, 2016

Jada's Day

On January 25 aka "J25" we honor the best Jada in the world. J25 is a day to turn up but most importantly be thankful Jada.

I can't wait to celebrate Jada's Day!!!

by gonetopluto December 29, 2021

no sex day

No sex day- usually celebrated on the 3rd of october, everybody participating refrains from any sexual activity until midnight 3rd of October

Hey Jenny, you realise its no sex day today right?

by Goggler201926 October 2, 2019

Off Day

An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.

My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021