up jizzed

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.

Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol

by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014

jizz shivers

the shivers you get after masturbating

johnny found a great video on pornhub, and proceeded to beat to it. After finishing, he got the jizz shivers, along with a little guilt as well.

by YOHOMI33S December 22, 2013

Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth

co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"

by kopask January 18, 2015

jizz bagel

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it

I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel

by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015

Jizz in a beehive

When a male sticks his dick in a beehave and jizzes all over the bees while they sting you

Jake want to go jizz in a beehive later

by Htt67425276 April 28, 2015

santa jizz

A shot made with Rumchata and Fireball

I would like a shot of Santa Jizz please

by Shuper007 March 22, 2016

biz jizz

A situation everyone in the corporate world inevitably faces wherein you have to bear the brunt of awkward or demeaning treatment at work and can't speak up about it because of the nature of your position, much like taking a hot steamy load of jizz to the face; unpleasant, but necessary to get ahead.

Employee 1: "I can't believe Lumbergh is making me work all weekend again!"
Employee 2: "Sorry bro, that's just the biz jizz."

by DarkMist March 27, 2016