Here Miss

Here Miss is a phrase that is used when you see a male and make them laugh. but it can commonly been used when someone is going to consume them and that is the phrase that they say before they do. By the way, Here Miss, You have 5 minutes to save yourself. I, am, coming...

P2: You are a silly cold, vegan, out-of-date chicken nugget
P1: Here Miss
P2 was never heard from again

by Shrek the freg October 25, 2023

Here for the pizza

1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.

Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.

Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.

by Avoidthedevoidvoid January 13, 2022

I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

It's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here.

When you are in an environment that makes sweat because you are so hot.

"Man it's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here."

by HiTler_HimSelf March 2, 2020

Insert here

You know

Me: (Exists)
Hawt girls: (Start getting down on all fours) Insert here honeyyyy

by Handsomest September 18, 2023

Heres

You'r Name is "Theresa" and you're doing the tiktok trend lmao.

You are beautiful and I love you'r name. Probably "Heres" is you'r new nickname?

by Ceobm May 31, 2020

Stay here

He's afraid I'm going to kill him and if I AM responsible for the flood (Which if you're reading this ypu know I didn't order any flood) he isn't going to be able to do a God damn thing to stop me. I'm also better looking and would win in a fight at literally any age.

Hym "Nah. I don't want to stay here. You come here or send someone to bring me there."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025