When you are driving on a 2 lane road/highway and the two cars in front of you are pacing each other and you are unable to pass them.
A similiar situation to when you are playing the game of Parchesie and you can block your opponent from moving around the board when 2 of your color pawns occupy the same space
A similiar situation to when you are playing the game of Parchesie and you can block your opponent from moving around the board when 2 of your color pawns occupy the same space
Oh man! Look at this Parchesie block! I can't even go around them. One of them better move or I'm gonna explode!
by msbitch June 18, 2009
Get the Parchesie Blockmug. Whilst you're trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously cock blocking and giving you instant blue balls. They then post the resulting scene on facebook.
by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016
Get the Wizz Blockmug. Similar to being "cock blocked", only with a song. This happens when your favorite station on the radio starts to play your favorite song and you get really excited, only to realize it was only part of one of those "montages" with several other popular songs. You then proceed to swear at your radio for song blocking you.
I got so excited when Rush started coming on the radio but it was only part of one of those stupid song montages. I totally got song blocked.
by mr.iowa August 21, 2010
Get the song blockedmug. by 360xanaxlord January 9, 2017
Get the Blunt blockmug. Dry Blocking is the indirect form of cock blocking. Dry blocking is to cock blocking what dry snitching is to snitching.
by Hoody Allen March 12, 2010
Get the Dry Blockingmug. A square turd. A rectangular prism of a hearty black turd. It consists of a very rough texture. It is usually painful and sometines stringy. It pops out slow and hurts for a while afterwords.
You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.
You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.
"After I squeezed out that massive butt block, I had to show my mom so she could take me to the doctor." "I obtained some but damage." "My dog, jerry, left a quality butt block on my nieghbors lawn."
by Madman464 March 5, 2011
Get the butt blockmug. Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.
"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
by linaloki February 14, 2015
Get the Cockward Blockedmug.