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maga tears

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!

When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
by anonymous July 28, 2024
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Shit Tears

It is a way of expressing sadness, no one knows the whole meaning of it except for that its sad.
person #1: "GO AWAY BITCH"
person #2: "IM GOING TO SHIT TEARS"
by MercuryTV September 14, 2024
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Trail of Tears

When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.
Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."

Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."
by Ocelcinion October 20, 2019
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Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food
Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.
by womb raider August 8, 2016
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tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.
I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.
by JP knows best October 22, 2020
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Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
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Ass tear

When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated
“Yeah, jumping off the roof through that table was a major ass tear”
by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017
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