scrotum tear

A rip or tear in the scrotum. it usually happens when the testicular region comes in contact with a sharp object or during sex.
Gabriel's scrotum tear was so bad his balls fell out!
by Mr. Seedpop Dude January 16, 2018
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Guts Stan tears

A glass of Cum also known as “the hawk meat rider’s mead
“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears

“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 10, 2023
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Doodle Tear

A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.
Hell, I laughed so hard I squeezed out a doodle tear!
by mark6321 August 18, 2023
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spear of tears

When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.
Matt: i gave kim the spear of tears.
Joe: did she cry?
Matt: she teared.
by SpearOfFear May 23, 2016
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Tears of Freedom

Crying because someone is talking about something that hits so close to home that you start crying because you can relate to what they're saying so much that it hurts and now those tears you're crying will free you from the topic they're talking about and how it relates to you.
"If you're crying, then I hope that those tears are tears of freedom."
by DogsAreSoFluffy March 23, 2019
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Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.
A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!
by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019
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Mouse tears

n. lube
Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.
by Mousetearz December 05, 2018
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