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mossy toes 

a nickname for the name "massimo"
ayo what the mossy toes doin?
mossy toes by the goofy ahh goober December 7, 2022

Messy Kyle 

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
Messy Kyle by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
Tommy and Robbie are both having muss attacks.
Muss by Rzsty January 2, 2023
look at that messyah
messyah by orieoehe January 2, 2023
A person who's emotions are expressed in an overly dramatized manner typically stemming from jealously, tension or arousal.
Guys, I'm such a mushy. I can't stop thinking about how pretty that thot was from last night.
Mushy by VersatileFool January 8, 2023
A badass french teacher. Also known as 69 (because mussies' snitch) . They like to show their 'pistolekes' and they have rough nose sex.
Please mussie don't snitch on me. I will lick ur nose.
mussie by woutfaaike2390 February 9, 2023