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A last name that automatically makes anyone who has it related to each other
Your name is jones? We must be related!”

Jonesing (Jones-ing) 

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.
'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'
Jonesing (Jones-ing) by Joneser November 23, 2018
A FREAKING GENIUS
That Jonelyn helped with all my homework and she is two grades below me!
jonelyn by YourUncleCarl September 15, 2019

Jonestown Bananza 

A form of group suicide where two or more people drink cyanide laced kool-aid and have sex until both or all of them die.
Person 1: Wanna have a Jonestown Bananza?
Person 2: Sure! Beats regular old suicide any day of the week.

Jonesville 

A shit town in Michigan that is literally in hole. Ironically, potholes are scattered all over the place. There’s is legitimately absolutely nothing to do there. Anybody who was unlucky enough to be born in this hell scape or move here never leaves. Fuck this place.
Friend: Hey, wanna go to The Udder Side?
You: Isn’t that in Jonesville though?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: That place is a shithole so I think tf not.
Jonesville by HEYghost April 1, 2021

Jonesport jumpa

a drink that consists of one tall mug great value black coffee and a half a gram of meth, crack Cocaine and one shot of Alan's coffee brandy
"Hey bahb fucken sent ha a little too hahd last night had to many twistas gotta shake up ah little Jonesport jumpah
Jonesport jumpa by hahafail April 15, 2021