Irish Hearing Aid

When a man ejaculate's in his partner's ear and then licks it clean.

"I gave my girl an Irish Hearing Aid last week, but now she's got an ear infection."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Irish divorce

When you and your spouse over time start leading completely separate lives and sleeping in different rooms, but don't divorce because you're Irish Catholics

"I saw Paddy going home from the bar with Eileen McGregor the other night."

"I thought Paddy was married to Siobhan O'Malley?"

"He is, but they had an Irish Divorce."

by tiocfaidharla38 January 5, 2017

Irish cap

A cap similar to a beret but different. Sometimes retards call them driving caps or golf caps or other stupid shit, but they're not. Seen on old people, Irish people, workers, and the occasional black person.

Call it a golf cap again and I'll blow your fucking head off.

by JB_Finesse June 4, 2005

irish shower

Overapplication of cologne, often to cover up the smell of liquor that persists while intoxicated. Usually upwards of 8 sprays.

"The room always reeks of cologne after McCoy takes his Irish shower"

by The Jonstrosity July 2, 2006

irish snowcone

when the male cums in a girls butthole then the male eats it out

i got drunk and gave a girl a irish snowcone

by rise 186 October 11, 2010

Irish Triplets

Three children, born in very quick succession. Often two of them are the exact same age for a short period of time. Derogatorily named for Irish Catholics who historically bred without regard to timing and birth control, but it happens to anyone.

"There goes that Canadian chick with her Irish triplets."

by 2tothe5th November 16, 2011

irish stew

when a drunk girl is giving you head and throws up all over your penis and balls. You then ejaculate and then the girl licks up all the throw up and cum, gargles it in her mouth, and swallows it

are you hungry honey?

no thanks dear i just had some irish stew

by gotrbne October 24, 2008