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Schrödinger's Closet

The act of a LGBTQ+ community member of coming.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.
Person 1: Hey, how do I come out to my friends?
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day
by ElectroniK February 19, 2021
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closet Canadian

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians
by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021
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closet humper

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably
"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"
by anero7 May 24, 2023
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shrodingers closet

Short hand for explaining your status of being "out" as a member of the LGBTQ+ Community.
When you are out to many people in your personal life but not "officially" out
Person you are out to: I thought you were out? Everyone we know, knows you are 💅

You: I'm out but I'm not, I have a giant pride flag in my dorm room and I'm fine with people assuming and I'm out to most of our (nonhomophobic) friends but if people ask and I don't know where they stand I would actively deny it because of fear of consequences. I call it "shrodingers closet"

Aka:

Iykyk💅

Iydkydk
by Prydab March 23, 2023
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Closet Neo-Nazi

A person who is secretly a neo-nazi who perfectly blends with apolitical people or anyone. They use burner accounts to troll SJWs and anyone they oppose.
How do you identify a Closet Neo-Nazi? Ironic memes and shitposts. (May not be guaranteed)
by Ronald Lee November 6, 2023
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closet box

There's a box inside my closet where half my heart belongs.
It's filled with clothes you never wore, with lullabies and songs.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a second late, Still trying to win a race against this unforgiving fate.
Last night we lit ten candles, imagined what you'd wish, Then blew out each blue candle, and set an extra dish.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a step away, Held fast within a memory of that long-remembered day.
Are you sleeping in the garden?
Are you safe beyond the storm?
Are you cradled in your father's arms where nights are always warm?
You were just around the corner, just beyond my reach, skipping on the gentle sand of heaven's golden beach.
In my dreams you're in the courtyard, or climbing in the tree, dancing in the shadows
past where mortal eyes can see.
You were just around the corner.
I run to catch your face, then wake to find my empty arms.....
You're gone, without a trace.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 25, 2025
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