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hockey

The best sport in the world.

Hockey: It's fast paced. It's exciting. You have to be a true athlete to play it. Every game is unique unlike baseball where I see the same Fucking diving catch that I could make in a heart beat.

Basketball: Yeah fast pace, insane dunks are cool however I've never seen so many babies getting minorly tapped or complaining that someone grazed their hand while shooting. Fouls are for fags!

Baseball: The most boring sport in the world. It's a fun sport to play but it's like watching paint dry. Also, you can be an overweight loser who has good hand-eye cordnation and be a superstar. I've chewd tobacco a number of years and what kind of sport allows you to playn chew honestly


Football: Maybe if the game didn't stop after every 10 seconds I'd like it!!!
Frank: Did you watch that baseball game yesterday?

Biff: Naa I fell asleep in the 2nd inning

Biff: Did you watch that hockey game today

Frank: I'm american, I'm too stupid to like hockey
by dreksla April 8, 2005
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Milkin' the honey

Being so completely amazing at basketball, you just take your time and keep scoring away because no one can touch you.
Oliver and I were playing basketball after work just milkin' the honey.
by T2kizz September 23, 2010
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Burger With No Honey Mustard

Signifies that you are absolutely crazy and out of your mind.
1. weird
2. insane
Boy : Why is that girl walking her pet fish?
Boy 2 : I know right! She looks like she's eating a burger with no honey mustard 🤢
by thiccbish102 January 28, 2021
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honey kingdom

the honey kingdom of honey. where the people of geography land get their kicks.

the king of the honey kingdom is honey lover mistress. she loves honey and likes it being poured onto her every night by her one true honey loving man. the honey kingdom regularly receives parcels of honey by the honey women; they love delivering honey as it is the most gorgeous thing on the planet.
have you been to the honey kingdom.its a honey filled world. that is some sexy honey you got there. you gonna pour it over the honey mistress tonight?
by blaii! May 6, 2009
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Honey

Beautiful young girl who can do makeup better that James Charles. Honey has the cutest dog ever! Honey has the most massively amazing personality
❤️ honey is amazing
by Honey the person June 10, 2020
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farmer hankey

the act of intentionally placing a finger over one nostril and blowing your nose with nothing to catch what is ejected.
Man is that gross! He just farmer hankey'ed and it's all over the ground!
by Jeff Ross July 29, 2005
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honey bunches of oats

Not CEREAL
it's like Honey
or sweetie
babe, baby,
Hey honey bunches of oats lets get to bed.
by deserted is1and February 23, 2009
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