god

Multiple Choice Time!!

a) nonexistant
b) all-powerful madman who answers to no one and runs the universe
c) very weak being who exists but may or may not have any power at all
d) extremely bored deity who made humanity and is now ignoring it
e) just, forgiving, wise, peaceful, perfect ruler of the universe and savior of humankind
*f) all of the above*

various forms of god:
a) i'm atheistic
b) i'm anti-religion
c) i'm a satanist
d) i'm agnostic
e) i'm a christian
*f) i'm confused*

by ConflictedChica-ShockingHuh? April 26, 2009

Gods

Acronym - g.o.d.s.

Gays On Disability and Steroids

Did you see the two g.o.d.s. at the gym yesterday? I'm betting they voted Schwarzenegger.

by Kiki June 07, 2004

god

anything or anybody that has a group of devout followers willing to sacrifice freedom to follow

God DAMNNIT

by M.tylr March 28, 2004

God

a random white hippie with a big beard in the sky

apparently this "god" fights this red guy named the devil. please. any other lies you want to tell me about?

by mephilis6264 November 24, 2011

God

A fancy word for faith

Because of god i met you

by Misssssssss October 26, 2009

God

1.
THE MOST POWERFUL
THE ALL KNOWING
THE ALL SEEING

THE ALL HEARING
ETC.

2. What is said when someone is very impressed, astonished, or very unimpressed.

Billy: God has talented John.

Bob: Yes.
Sara: *walks by Billy and Bob* OH MY GOD, LOOK AT JOHN!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 31, 2021

god

A difficult subject to define. the nature of the almighty makes a short and simple defintion of him/her/it (if its exists at all )difficult to define it is that is the name given to a perceived higher power which watches over us all, the reasons/ existence/ nature/motives are percieved differntly form person to person in the end god weither he (for simpistys sake) exists or not, can be all things to all people at all times, only he himself knows the truth.

i don't weither or not god exists and truth be know no one does.

by zombiejack April 30, 2004