god 

very sexy

wow god

god by ritviklikesdevanshi March 19, 2018

God 

Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.

God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.

God by Wickdeed May 24, 2018

GOd 

A level 99 white mage

Holy sh*t it’s God

GOd by Wisest man May 30, 2018

God 

Does not exist, he's one fucked up bitch.

OMG I prayed so many fucking times to you God you old prune juice drinking bitch.

God by Rogue Zombie YT May 30, 2018

God 

Fictional

"You know how God is real?"
"No. Stop."

God by Pablo Sanchez The Pleb June 1, 2018

God 

A useless being that religious people believe in. It has never existed as there is no present day evidence except stupid fiction books.

At church
Priest: Who is God?
Kid: Nobody!

God by Wakanda4ever June 16, 2018

God 

Something that doesn’t exist

God doesn’t exist.

God by LuckySandvich September 4, 2018