first year spread

term used when first year university students pick up weight during the course of their year. Causes may vary. example: stress, over-eating, over-drinking, lack of exercise.

"First year spread is real, Jane has picked up a lot of weight this year."

by Liadol15 December 7, 2015

First beat

A person you first had sex with

'She was my first beat'

by Drop it June 22, 2016

First [Bubba]

The male partner/husband of a President of the United States who comes from the South and who chortles easily, instinctively slaps others' backs as a sign of affirmation, loves to eat barbequed meats, and who longs to be a NASCAR driver more than a male First Lady.

Howdy Mr. First Bubba, are those port ribs or beef?
The President didn't accompany the First Bubba to the tractor pull.

by seamusocadhla July 12, 2016

first sip grimace

The face you make when you take the first drink of alcohol before a long night of partying. A combination of disgust, low liquor standards, and a lack of self-respect.

But you drink it anyways.

John and I looked at each other, paused, drank, and both made the first sip grimace at the same time.

by Wizahd August 13, 2016

frusteration

n. a general term of explanation following a random spree shooting of occupied buildings; a catch-all motive for irrational violence; an informal legal term enveloping an invalid theory of defense

v. to frusterate (-ed)

"I shot up my exgirlfreind's house while she and her mother were inside, and also the convencience store on the corner, as well as the diner down the street, but it was only because of my frusteration with the current state of political affairs."

"You can't frusterate me like that and not expect to be shanked."

"Your honor, my client would not have burned down the victim's mailbox had she not continuously frusterated him by allowing her dog to defecate in his yard."

by rannray July 27, 2017

frusted

To be frustrated whilst being adorable. When someone/something is too cute to appear genuinely angry.

"Aw, Jen can't reach the cereal"
"Should we go help her?"
"Nah, she's adorable when she gets all frusted."

by fourkyx August 24, 2017

frustomer

A frustrated customer, i.e. angry consumer.

When AT&T continued to overcharge us, my husband became the angriest frustomer ever!

by Rannbo September 30, 2017